date shield

A biohazard tattoo directly above the ass crack of a closet homo who can't get any pussy 'cause they're always locked up in prison! Yup, that's why they are always violating parole; so they can get back in jail for some schweaty man love!

Bubba: I wuz gonna nail that little white bitch in the shower this morning, but that little fag has a biohazard tattoo on his crack. That mofo got aids now or is that just a date shield?

Chaz: Dude, you are calling HIM a fag? You are the one nailing a man in the ass. I believe that makes YOU the homo in this situation!

by 11-13 Buster August 11, 2008

date shield

When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.

Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.

by bill the cat August 11, 2008

Hair Shield

When you use the smell of your hair to SHIELD you from a particularly nasty odor.

That guy's BO was so rank! HAIR SHIELD!

by TagTeammmm November 21, 2010

Meat Shield

A fagboi that runs in front of another player to give them more of a chance to not die.

"That meat shield faggot."

by Goder555 August 10, 2016

bone shield

A nerdier version of a condom

I wanted to have sex with her, but she said no because we did not have a bone shield. So I played WOW instead.

by bmick65 December 3, 2007

Bitch Shield

Female equivalent to a "Cock Block"

I was almost in her pants but her friend just bitch shielded me.

by Jepos October 10, 2008

Panty Shield

A female cock blocker.

As Chuck was talking to a girl at the bar her friend the panty shield walked up bitching she needed to “go home now!”.

by dogma71 September 26, 2008