you're never gonna know what seattle juice is
by wetnutnigga69 May 21, 2017
When a woman sits on a man's face who has a beard and he eats her out until she cums all over his face like the rain in Seattle.
by Spaulding81 July 06, 2019
by Antman and the cock July 19, 2019
Want to do a Seattle Spinner?
by ThatGuy588585 February 14, 2009
The act of butt sexing a female with a close group of friends, terminating with a coordinated circle jerk emptied upon the female's face.
by Phil Spektor October 16, 2009
When you find a fish and you try to insert it into a girls pussy. Also, for added authenticity, you may want to try being in Seattle.
"Yo man, my daddy pulled a Seattle Mudshark on my mom last night and now I'm scarred for life."
"You lucky you's a guy. My boyfriend did that to me in '03'"
"You lucky you's a guy. My boyfriend did that to me in '03'"
by Walk the Jewels March 13, 2017
When one has sex with a women who considers herself a hipster, but also must be hispanic. In order to perform the Seattle Taquito said bitch needs to consume a metric fuckton of laxatives, when the fart box is ready to produce its turd parade you must wrap your member in flatbread so it resembles a non filled taquito. Then, you insert your peeny into her bum bum await the ensuing craptastrophe to fill the flat bread, then pull out and eat it.
Person 1: Dude I was looking through my parents photos in the attic and I saw them performing the Seattle Taquito at Woodstock, shit was crazy, literally.
Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.
Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.
by the tacquistador December 01, 2013