Scotland's Shame

Scotland's Shame is a commonly used name for Celtic Football Club of Glasgow. The name originated due to the clubs history of child abuse. The clubs officials knew about it all & never went to the police, instead Manager Jock Stein tried to cover the scandal up.

"Did you hear Big Jock Knew?? Aye... I hear he touched a few""

"Celtic Football Club... Paedo Bastards"

Celtic Football Club, Child Abusers, The Real Scotland's Shame.

by Carlooking_Good1 September 22, 2009

Scotland

A down right smoking hot individual. Has a tendency to have oral fixations that can not be satisfied. Is very gifted in both physical and emmotional attributes and is the envy of both males and females. All in all the closest thing to Gods gift to man yet found.

Dude,...you see that girl from the other side of the bar??? she is a total Scotland

by Rowdy10_2008 February 6, 2010

Scotland

Scotland, the country with the angry people. Known to have ginger hair and like to shout alot about a little in their country. If they move countries though they will tend to keep this patarism down because the other people will just be jealous that they have Iron Bru in their MacDonalds. Most people from Scotland also want independence even though the Scotish government earn more by being united with the of the British government. Some people also say that Scotland is Britians Canada.

Dave: Hey man, i want some bacon!
Ted: Lets go Canada.
Dave: WTF man, theres a shop down the road
Ted: Canada sell the best bacon!
Dave: Ok, lets go down the middle...
Ted: ?
Dave: Lets go Scotland
Ted: Fine.

by Angry Scotsman 4444 December 5, 2011

paisley , scotland

paisley is a cool place and is run by the coolest dude about Grant Edgar

were are we ?

dont know but check that cool dude!

wee must be in paisley , scotland

by coolest guy fae paisley July 31, 2009

Scotland

Very nice people some of the nicest but also intrinsically racist and sexist (ages-long patriarchy), probably will never change. Avoid Scotland at all costs if Black, Asian, Chinese, or of any skin colour other than pasty White, and if do not want to fall off the social ladder and preserve any small sense of self-dignity if it still remains after a couple of months.

White Scot: "Welcome to Scotland we need you in our country to do the work that we would never do"
Asian-looking human: "I'm not Asian, I'm not White; I'm Scottish"
White Scot: "You an immigrant"
Asian-looking human: "But I've lived here all my life"
(Edinburgher) White Scot: "Well then you're a homosexual and Black-like"

by stabstabstab June 11, 2006

rusty snotlocker

A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).

that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down

by Capt Fruit Basket January 26, 2011

Sotla

Kuwaiti slang. Means 'stupid'.

My God, Taiba, you are such a sotla!

by Afnan August 30, 2005