Sap on the Hatchet

A euphemism for Sex

Most commonly used by bearded woodsmen and Mountain folk.

It’s been some time since I’ve gotten some Sap on the Hatchet.

I’m going to town tonight to get some Sap on the Hatchet.

by Dick Reude April 8, 2025

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

bald headed sap sucker

Hairless person who licks maple trees

Why you bald headed sap sucker

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Sap

3 sips and a half

Can I get a sap?

by Chanel7 April 9, 2019

SAP

stands for Super Auto Pets, a strategic auto battler

Dude 1: Hey did you join the new SAP tourney?
Dude 2: Nah I've stopped grinding SAP

by CemiQuents May 9, 2023

Stump Sap

Noun: The product of a male ejaculation.

He shot stump sap all over me!

by Michael McNight August 23, 2012

sap

Smiling At Phone - you probably don't lol when you see something funny, you just smile.

Kim: Hey, I'm going to send you a funny picture.
Kanye: Well, it best be having me SAP

by medowstar26 June 26, 2016