by Farmer llama May 13, 2020
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Your such a Sami Jo!
by Bailey February 16, 2005
Get the Sami Jo mug.Samaira is a beautiful, sweet HILARIOUS person. She will make you laugh at something that isn't funny but then she makes it funny. At first when you meet her you think she hates you, but then you get to know her and she is nice. She can be salty sometimes but if you hate somebody she will hate the person with you. Samaira is the best bur ever. She is amazing don't ever let her go, you will be sorry because life without her is bad.
Guy: Dang look at my girl! (Shows picture)
Other guy: Your gf is Samaira? Lucky (rolls eyes)
Guy: Yee yee bur (smiles)
Other guy: Your gf is Samaira? Lucky (rolls eyes)
Guy: Yee yee bur (smiles)
by yee yee bur March 11, 2019
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Known for:
~Giving amazing hugs
~Dying hair often
~Peace loving hippiness
~Loyalty
~Secret redneck accent.
~Constantly smiling among friends
~Parents are positive they're either gay/lesbian/insane/bipolar
Known for:
~Giving amazing hugs
~Dying hair often
~Peace loving hippiness
~Loyalty
~Secret redneck accent.
~Constantly smiling among friends
~Parents are positive they're either gay/lesbian/insane/bipolar
Hey, did you see that chick? I could have sworn she had red hair yesterday, now its brown... She must be a Sami.
by Moonfiresfury October 9, 2008
Get the Sami mug.by Bill McTruesdal December 7, 2010
Get the Samie mug.Esophogeal emanations from oral orifice which cause victims to think a person has recently consumed a sandwich filled with feces: A person whose breath smells so bad it is as though they ate a shit sammich for lunch.
by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005
Get the shit sammich mug.The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
by Carson Myers March 3, 2007
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