Spicy Salsa

Beaner heater

Man, my taco got cold.

- Dude ,just put some of that spicy salsa on it.

by Muddy Boots April 17, 2020

Texas Salsa

A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus

Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020

Salsa Flamingo

If someone labels you a Salsa Flamingo, they think that they are above you in every way.

Y’all are my Salsa Flamingos.

by The best ever person lol September 30, 2020

Mexican Salsa Dip

A sexual term used when a male and a female are having sexual intercourse and the female is a having her period. The period consists of blood and chunks. When the male sticks his penis inside the vagina it is the mexican salsa dip as he gets his dick covered in chunky, blood.

Dude, last night i had sex. Fun at first until i realized it was a mexican salsa dip.

by Big Bill Ball Sack June 6, 2012

Salsa cuck

Watching your partner get hot and heavy with a Latin salsa partner while you watch from the sidelines.

I went dancing with my girlfriend but she found someone better than me. I got salsa cucked.

by SalsaCuckOG January 31, 2024

Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.

"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."

by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023

Salsa Baby

When you save up hot sauce packets in a paper bag. When you have enough that it weighs the same amount as a baby, You have made a salsa baby.

Y'all need to get that Diablo Sauce from the Salsa Baby. OK sugar?

by Buttercup Shinkicker April 5, 2023