safety jk

The act of writing "jk" after saying something borderline risky to someone else online, to ensure the preservation of your reputation.

Guy 1: "I totally had to throw in a safety jk when talking to Jen the other day."

Guy 2: "Really, let me see the convo!"

Guy 1: "Hey Jen, wanna go out tonight? I've been wantin to see them titties for a while now! Jk

by i.foster.friedman May 25, 2009

Safety Crop

The act of planting extra crops in FarmVille to cover a flakey friend while working on a Co-Op Farming project.

Kris: Why are you planting an extra field of wheat ? We already have enough planted.

Mike: Its a Safety Crop because Brent is so ADHD, he gets distracted and forgets to harvest in time. I am tired of virtual farming and coming up short on the goal !

by Macpony December 31, 2010

safety fail

To "safety fail" is to intentionally fail or fail to complete a major assignment or test in a given class because (according to calculations) it is impossible for the assignment to cause one's overall grade in the class to drop by a letter or have any significant changes

Sarah: Hey what are did you write about on the essay for the final in English?

Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.

by lordvoldemort8989 May 19, 2011

Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.

"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"

by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009

Sam Safety

The guy who a woman uses for emotional support when she is at her most vulnerable state. Mainly because he is convenient and accessible.

You're her Sam Safety, of course she's gonna suddenly wanna hang out.

by lovabledouche July 9, 2014

internet safety

The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online.

Definition in a nutshell : The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online. Thats the meaning of 'internet safety'

Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.

Definition in a nutshell : Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.

by New_byt February 18, 2019

Safety meeting

The time spent smoking weed when you are expected elsewhere. Most common at the workplace, behind a building our in a car. Starts with a few people and quickly gains a crowd. Moist recognized by the huddle with smoke

Boss man,"hey! What are you all doing offer there?"
Employees,"Safety meeting, be bag in a min."

by chonie pockets July 19, 2019