by Gryff March 10, 2004
Get the hairstyle runnermug. We've all heard of the hockey flow and the baseball booty, but what about a runner guy? A runner guy can be one of your bestfriend and one of the weirdest people you will ever meet. A runner guy always wears the shortest shorts possible. And they're proud of it! Clothes? That's optional for a runner guy because they have a great body. Their abs are always on point, but their flow? That's different. Runner guys attempt to look like scrubs all the time. They think it's fun to wear headbands or cut their hair into a Mohawk. Or even grow it out into a so-called "Man bun". A runner guy can be one of best friends you will ever have. If a boy is giving you a problem, don't worry. The runner guy is so fast, he will hunt down any boy that messes with you. They may be a great friend, but they're not afraid to give you a hard time about everything! A runner boy is very sarcasticand honest. They don't care who's around, but they pretty much say exactly what's on their mind, always. Even though they have to run 50+ miles a week they still find time to play Ultimate Frisbee everywhere they go. Now you would think a boy with abs could get a lot of girls? Well you thought wrong. Again they can be very strange people. A runner guy thinks he has a chance with every/any girl, but then he probably has a ponytail and his chances are ruined. Basically, everyone needs a runner guy in their life.
by MRunner16 July 31, 2016
Get the Runner Guymug. Most often used in the running community, it describes a person who likes to run while wearing all black.
The ninja runner darted across the dark road, barely escaping certain death from an oncoming tractor trailer.
by The Logophile May 4, 2010
Get the Ninja runnermug. The act of a man-on-man rape, originating from the book "The Kiterunner" where said rape (and only said rape) occurs.
by TheMethos March 10, 2009
Get the Kite runnermug. 1.A person who is not diagnosed as a retard, but clearly is.
2. Someone who brags all the time to look cool, but is actually a douche lockett.
2. Someone who brags all the time to look cool, but is actually a douche lockett.
Todd: Look at that guy over there. He's wearing booty shorts and a hockey helmet..
Gary: he's definitely a free runner.
Gary: he's definitely a free runner.
by Totten Bwoi December 7, 2013
Get the Free Runnermug. A large white, grey, black. or red 12/15 passenger van driven by bunners. these vans are usually fords or chevy's and are filled with at least ten bunner kids in it. These are usually seen around the town of Battle Ground WA. one place where you are sure to see them is at the intersection of highway 503 and rock creek road. You will see them here on sunday because they are (as the definition of bunner says) hard core members of the Old Apastolic Lutheran Church. There are large congestions of bunner runners at about 10:00 and 12:00 I advise you to not take that road at that time.
Large, white, ford, 15 passenger van driven by bunners and filled with bunner children. these bunner runners are very top heavy and are not made to go at speeds over 60MPH
by tophersaurus July 29, 2011
Get the bunner runnermug. by Dingo08 March 9, 2011
Get the Gun Runnermug.