dick rug

A pelt of fur above the dick (penis). Adjective to describe a friend or person who is noncommittal.
Curtis will not comit to playing to golf and therefore is a dick rug. #808
by Sisterwife June 11, 2017
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Rug diver

One who spills their dope on the floor then dives into it to find what dope can be salvaged.
by Dewonmylily March 11, 2016
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split the rug

When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.
Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.
by Taciturn February 28, 2017
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rug bag

Monkeying around on a nontraditional level mickey like monkey mouse
Steve: Hey John what are you doing

Asshole: rug bag bug bag

Steve: FUCK YOU
by Ck'Crimson April 21, 2021
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Fug Rug

Something or someone that is beyond ratchet
by EmilyLarson March 07, 2015
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Lebowski Rug

Something that brings everything together. Can be defined as "A" Lebowski rug or "The" Lebowski Rug. This something may be an item, place, idea, setting or concept.
Person 1: "What if we move the desk to the corner?"

Person 2: "Now that's a Lebowski rug!"

Or

Person 1: "This job is a total Lebowski rug. I get 401k, paid time off, and weekends off"
by D4ni3lhinch February 04, 2019
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Pull a rug

Cancel a date with very short notice and with a very poorly excuse
“I’ll have to pull a rug today, my dog has covid

“He pulled a rug on me again and didn’t show up to our date”
by herbedgerber November 23, 2021
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