Head Rug

If you don’t like the word wig just use head rug instead

Bald person got a new wig
“I love your new head rug!”

by MuffinPie October 22, 2020

Rug Sausage

A hairy penis

She’s into rug sausage

by Ghostinthedark February 9, 2018

split the rug

When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.

Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.

by Taciturn February 27, 2017

Karcher the rug

To wash your vaginal pubic hair area.

Also to actually clean a rug with a Karcher.

Got a hot date with Rodney tonight; but after that killer pilates session I'd better race home and Karcher the rug.

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by Bigsetzee September 24, 2016

rug bag

Monkeying around on a nontraditional level mickey like monkey mouse

Steve: Hey John what are you doing

Asshole: rug bag bug bag

Steve: FUCK YOU

by Ck'Crimson April 21, 2021

Rug diver

One who spills their dope on the floor then dives into it to find what dope can be salvaged.

Rug diver's are better than vacuum cleaners.

by Dewonmylily July 31, 2016

Pull The Rug

"Pull The Rug!" is a shortened version of a conversational response to a person should "pull the rug out from under their ego" as a way of restoring sanity to a conversation that has devolved into illogical hate speech.

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"Pull the rug!" is a way of calling out someone whose ego is getting in the way of harmonious conversation.

Using this meme is intended to put the brakes on an UNTRAINED MIND unwittingly causing harm to their relationships because of a FEARFUL PERSPECTIVE ON REALITY.

The fastest way to restore sanity is by behavioral motivation through GROUP therapy in which the person experiences feeling INCLUDED without punishment.

"Hey, brother, you're not the only one in this coversation! Pull the rug!"

by Puppy Trainer Dave May 23, 2021