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Holy Ronald Reagan

1. Expression of excitement given to Ronald Reagan.

2. Thinking Ronald is sexy.

3. Exclaiming a look alike of Ronald Reagan.
1. Molly exclaimed, "Holy Ronald Reagan! He looks like him!"
by Raven Bishop May 25, 2012
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ronald

slang for poop, shit or to take a dump
e.g. I need a ronald

I need to take a ronald
I need to do a ronald
it smell's like ronald
I did several ronalds today
somebody took a nasty ronald in the toilet
by djron September 12, 2019
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cristiano ronaldo

A shit, overrated football player. Also a soft-arse foreign pussy.
by Bah November 15, 2004
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Hairy Ronald

When you shoot peanuts out of your butt, and one lands in the ear of a disadvantaged black child, and the child dies, and you find five bucks on your way home.
"Yo Pedro, I performed 15 Hairy Ronalds today, isn't that swell?"

"Sure is, Gerald dude."
by Gerald Geraldson July 18, 2006
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Ronald McDonald

(1.) Lovable mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain. Fondly remembered for selflessly providing food and fun to thousands of squalling brats (myself included). Known to have had the Magic.

(2.) Quietly assassinated in 1997 by order of the Health Nazis. The incident was quickly hushed up and the clown replaced with an android replica, which was subsequently reprogrammed to advocate "healthy" activities in the hopes of pacifying Herr Nader.

(3.) Popular target of jokes which were never even remotely funny.
(1.) Yeah, I remember Ronald McDonald. Nice, good-natured guy, good with the kids. Could do some damn good party tricks, lemme tell ya...

(2.) Down with the Nanny-State! Up with personal accountability! Remember Ronald McDonald!

(3.) Ronld McDnld=p3d0! LOL!
by Christopher the 43rd November 10, 2007
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rubbing the ronald

Jerkin it. Masturbating. For a male it would mean to continously rub your penis until fully satisfied and eventually ejaculate. For girls it means that you rub or finger your pussy until satisfied and squirt if neccessary.
"Theres nothing like rubbing the ronald after a long day of work," says Andrew
Carmicheal says, "Holy shit guy, you can do that"

Lucy says, "Hey girls lets rub the ronald"
"Good Idea," says Carlita
"I'll get the lube" says Monica
by Rambunxious Todd October 16, 2007
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Ronald McDonald

1. An advertising symbol for the McDonald's corporation, consisting of a red-headed clown that is friendly to children.
2. What the Ronald McDonald House is named after.
3. A hate fetish for college age neo-Marxist fruitcakes. See "McSpotlight".
"Looks like the protestors broke into a McDonald's restaurant and hanged a Ronald McDonald statue from a tree again."
by DrCruel December 30, 2005
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