Relationship Bump

Like a baby bump, except your not large from being pregnant, but large from eating too much and being lazy and not taking care of yourself cause you are in a relationship and dont need to put an effort into keeping yourself looking sexy.

When you go from being a sexy girl that everyone wants to tap, to then having a boyfriend and then 3 months later youre putting on weight and have a belly, thats a Relationship bump!

Eg1: Oh look what happened to Sarah, after she started dating Steve shes gotten all fat! Look at that Relationship Bump man! What happened to that sexy thang, she used to look as fly as Jlo!!

Eg2: I really need to hit the gym and work off my relationship bump. This boyfriend of mine is got me too comfy and making me lazy!

by MrBigG March 26, 2011

Relationship

A thing that will only cause you pain. It will eventually brake your heart and cause you to question yourself. They will make you the happiest you've ever been, but then will tear your heart apart. Relationships are bad news. AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS!

Boy: Hey i dont think i can be in this relationship anymore
Girl: But i love you....
Boy: Sorry, but i dont want to 'keep hurting you'

by Witchcraft <3 April 14, 2011

Relationship

A relationship can be a number of things.
1. A love relationship. Boyfriend and girlfriend, or with two boys or two girls. It is where the two see each other and no one else in a dating or sexual way.
2. A bond between two or more people. Can be both good or bad.

"He promised to be only mine. We're offically in a relationship!"

"I have a hate hate relationship with him. He's a jerk."

by StrawberryAngel April 28, 2009

facebook relationship

a relationship that is unclear whether its actually true or not, that is shown on the info page of facebook

hannah stein and chris yapola are now married on facebook

beth: do you think hannah actually married that scumbag
frank: no, retard its just a facebook relationship!

by poohead12345 January 7, 2009

relationship

A legal form of prostitution where a female collects money, cars, and other valuable things in exchange for sex.

i gave tiffany a really expensive diamond for the aniversary of our one year relationship last night.

yeah but did you get laid?

you know it!

by AZX3RIC October 10, 2005

Plutimic Relationship

Pertaining to a relationship in which one or more parties insists that the relationship does not involve any sexual intimacy but in reality involves various and repeated examples of sexual contact

Antonym: Platonic

Jim told his wife that he and Denise were just buddies but the truth was they were engaged in a lusty and tempestuous plutimic relationship

by Evil Dan February 8, 2009

The Relationship

'The relationship' refers to one's partner, usually female but not exclusively, whether it be girlfriend, fiancée, wife or their male counter-parts. As long as said partner is more than a passing fling then they qualify as 'the relationship'.
To be used as an alternative to your partners name as well as my/the missus, partner, wife, girlfriend, etc.

Sam: "So who's coming around for drinks?"

John: "Jimmy, Sandi, Graeme, The relationship, Will and Laura."

Sam: "That's a cool shirt. Where did you get it from?"

John: "Not sure. The relationship got it for me."

by Cam-Face October 19, 2011