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by Haik346 February 14, 2019
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Robert is a dick. He likes to get into fights if your so unfortunate to have a boyfriend like Robert than you better be strong for all of the shit he’ll throw at you. He’s a loser and thinks he’s the top shit. He’s a controlling bf and nobody likes him
Man Roberts a real dick, bet he has a small dick makes sense.
by Honey nipples July 25, 2019
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He is a tuff nigga
Have you seen Robert

Ya he's a tuff nigga
by Robert 2 February 3, 2020
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If you have a Robert nearby, be sure to say congratulations. He is smart, sexy, and buff. He is like a GOD. If you make friends with him, it will bring great rewards. Roberts are TOTALLY AWESOME.
Girl: Oh, you are such a Robert, I want to marry you.
Boy: Thanks!
by SexyGuy May 27, 2013
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"You didn't finish your homework?
You are such a robert
by Hdbsjdjfjd February 17, 2017
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A guy who likes to watch cheese , the fosters home of imaginary friends kid. Usually jacks off to myth busters while attacking a darren(dinasour). He likes to eat berries , and loves working out. And has a HUGE adam's apple.
Robert
by IlikeBigButts AndIcantLie December 14, 2010
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A cuddley and caring human being. Hes a closed book, but when you get to know him he's a wonderful guy. The one he secretly wants doesn't know of his good intentions, only his flaws. He's intelligent but doesn't apply himself. His attention is either on his laptop or thinking about his "Juliet".
That's Robert, he's such an enigma
by a concerned individual October 20, 2013
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