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Facebook retouching

the act of untagging oneself from unflattering or incriminating photos in order to maintain an a more attractive virtual persona
Girl: Are you looking at Kelly's album from the party last night?
Roommate: Yeah- gotta do some major Facebook retouching- my boobs were totally falling out of my tank top last night, and she still tagged me in all the photos!
by Andy Macintyre June 28, 2011
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Reticulated

Drunk to the point of not being able to function very well.
"Look at Caz!! He drank so much he got reticulated!!"
by shemblemeny September 3, 2006
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Retirement Mentality

The mental self-delusion affecting millions of people who look forward to to doing nothing after a lifetime of achieving nothing in the workforce.
Jon's got retirement mentality. He seriously thinks he'll be able to do less at home than he does at work.
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retignant

That bitch sure is retignant for asking that question.
by Marcellus Cody January 31, 2008
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retaughted

Retaughted - Re-taught- ed

Definition

(1) To be retaught. To relearn what one already knows or has learned but has either failed to apply or remember.

(2) To achieve new enlightenment to old or known ideas, concepts, beliefs and understandings.

Example:
(a) Each time I see that movie I see something I missed before.

(b) Every time I read that book I get something new out of it.

(c) Just when I thought I had it down, I learned a new persepctive and view.

Your so Retaughted!
by Clay Burton October 16, 2008
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Retionship

A sexless relationship. Simply put, there is no 'lay' in it, thus there is no one getting any ass, no oral, nor handjobs/fingering. When one can not get off of, or is put back down to, just first or second base
"She says she wanted to take it slow. but it's been three months and i need out of this retionship"

"I swear bro, I didnt call her fat, but she just won't let it go. Now I'm stuck in a retionship"
by MRanonymous10101 August 1, 2012
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Retire from life

Something one would say to an extremely annoying person. Means just go away or quit being stupid.
*Teacher talking too much
ME: "Damn she needs to retire from life"
by KurtCoBAE May 30, 2015
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