relaxipate

to chill yourself the fuck out, to calm yourself down, to quit worrying needlessly. Used primarily by seasoned stoners when dealing with a younger, more inexperienced smoker who is freaking out.

"We smoked with Chris yesterday and he started freaking out so we told him to relaxipate and embrace his high."

by Max Sloan August 4, 2007

Relaxtivity

An activity that while doing provides relaxation to the individual.

I find that walking through the forest give me a lot of relaxtivity because the forest sounds soothe me.

by lab man December 15, 2009

release the jip

To ejaculate when you just can't hold it in anymore. To allow sperm to flow from the penis at a great speed and pressure. Often done to avoid long term damage to the testicle region.

"Hey man you look awful pale. You sure your feeling ok?". "Yeh I'll be fine once I release the jip"
or
"Jesus did you see the state of her face!" "no" "looks like someone just released the jip all over her"

by Cecil Wessel May 6, 2010

relaxy taxi

A deliberate decision to chill. A symbolic journey in a livery vehicle of relaxation.

Easy, easy, stop acting all geeked up. What you need is a ride in the relaxy taxi.

by Kwandell Peckerwood August 4, 2010

Release the Bird

Verb:
1: A desperate attempt to smoke marijuana at your number 1 best friends house by leaning out of the second story window and smoking a bowl from a small pipe. Normally this doesn't work because it just so happens your friends mom is awake in the room across from his and she catches you too in the act of "releasing the bird."

2: Holding a bird in your hands and letting it go by releasing it out of a window.

Example 1
Guy 1: "Hey man, when are we gunna release the bird, if you know what I me?"
Guy 2: "Man, I don't even know. How about on Sunday?"

Example 2
Guy 1: "Hey man, are you going to release the bird you found the other day?"
Guy 2: "Man, I don't even know. Maybe Sunday.

by AnArchAngel October 13, 2011

relaxion action

relaxion action: a "doing" or activity that involves muscles and or heating up, panting and an euphoric (relaxation) aftermath. Seemingly this should be "action relaxion" since the "relaxion" follows the "action" but it is socially accepted as "relaxion action". But it is widely understood, as it almost goes without saying as "doing" something sporty and/or heart rate increasing for that specific euphoric aftermath (aftermath in this context is seen as a good thing but could better be replaced by or "after feelings") and or after feelings, where the body (or in some regions of the body) releases all kinds of funny and life enhancing "things". Plus (assuming practised "safely") it keeps you healthy.

"have you seen my trainers? i need some relaxion action!"

"are you high? No, relaxion action."

"always practise safe warming up and cooling down, it will give you better relaxion action."

by good attention July 22, 2013

relaxivist

re-lax-iv-ist

n. A proponent or practitioner of relaxivism: one who chooses not to be alarmed about issues promoted by ideologues as something to be alarmed about.

adj.
1. Of, relating to, or engaged in relaxivism.
2. Of, relating to, or being an relaxivist.

Professor Brown, a leading relaxivist researcher, is teaching a course in relaxivism to help students control their stress responses to those issues discussed in the mainstream public narrative that use stridency and buzzwords but which are are short on empirical evidence.

by Beliaik February 3, 2017