Reverse Sharting

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer

If when a male and a female engage in a standing 69 where the female is the standing partner, the male achieves orgasm first, the female retaliates by dropping or thrusting the male straight downwards onto the floor and shitting on his unconscious face.

A variant of the Alabama Jackhammer

That stupid jackass Craig came in my mouth before I was even halfway there so I gave him a Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer.

by Backwoods Jackass June 2, 2013

Reverse date

A date where you do what a normal date/relationship would do in opposite flow.

A normal date: awkward convo, meal, sex, sexting/booty calls

Reverse date: sexting/booty calls, sex, meal, awkward convo

"So I went on a reverse date last night"

"How did it go?"
"Well, during the awkward conversation I finally learned her name and stopped calling her by her okcupid handle"

by Ohwhatchamacallit August 16, 2014

reverse hangover

Had a big night on the raspberry cordials. To your dismay you wake up the next morning feeling pretty good but for every hour your awake you feel considerably worse, until you eventually feel as hungover as you should if not worse.

Mate: I woke up this morning feeling fine considering how drunk I was last night, but I went to get some food and it just hit me like a bus.
Me: Haha, you did grab the bouncer on the butt on the way out of the club!
Mate : I think I've got a reverse hangover.

by BoxingKangaroo January 19, 2014

Reverse Declan

The act of eating Starbursts out of a women's vagina.

Bob- Dude, I did the Reverse Declan on Stacy last night.

Kyle- No way!

by Kitty2000 October 9, 2014

Reversed Turkey

The act of putting a girl in a Tripod while having sex

Mike: You know that new girl Mira?
Tyler:Yeah what about her?
Mike: last night she came over to my place and we started having sex and I put her in a reversed turkey!
Tyler: Really! I've wanted to tap that from the moment i saw her

by Hitandrun December 9, 2014

reverse cunt

The opposite of a cunt. When someone who's usually a cunt acts nice for a change.

OMG Henry, you're being a total reverse cunt today. Are you feeling okay?

by a_lion_s April 15, 2015