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rage reporting

When a person gets so mad in a game from being killed that they report the person who killed them.
Guy 1: “Why were you banned?”

Guy 2: “I got rage reported.”

Guy 1: “Why was he rage reporting?”

Guy 2: “He claimed I was ‘hacking’.”
by ppdestroyer49 February 19, 2019
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Race Report

Self-indulgent wordy twaddle, vaguely related to putting one foot in front of the other (the art of running) for an extended period of time. The key to writing a good Ultramarathon Race Report is in an over dramatisation of actual events & experiences which adds to the mystique of Ultramarathon running to the untrained observer. Extended essay-length accounts of a niche sport (Ultramarathon running) they are usually read only by other Ultramarathoners, running geeks, mental health professionals, the very bored or the author - but mostly just the author.

To put in onto context, it's far easier & fulfilling to run an Ultramarathon than it is to read someones 30,000 word blog on the experience.
Steve's running a 100km Ultramarathon through remote bushland this weekend; I can't wait to read all about it in his race report.
by Lucky Wise Fool June 7, 2020
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Sword Reborn

A Roblox rpg-mmo style anime game, where you strive to become the best sword weilder and have the best guild. The Devs ronaldbox and xipped are working on it and giving it daily updates and new features
Hey dude wanna play Sword Reborn
I heard its cool, so sure
by xipped August 4, 2020
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Trip Report

A trip report is how someone documents their experience after they take psychoactive drugs. The trip report is usually a at least few paragraphs and contains the things they saw, the things they felt, and how they were otherwise affected by the drug.

Some can be lame, like
'I got paranoid and went to sleep'

But some can be cool, like
'...I was whisked into another world filled with happiness and understanding. I navigated an endless 4-dimensional room full of diamonds and spoke with God...'
Bro, I got so bored last night I was reading trip reports about Benadryl.
by bongfondler September 27, 2022
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Joe and Jamie reboot

The reboot version of Joe & Jamie is still like the original version, just more pretentious & with more virtue signaling. They are still your typical "Self-proclaimed" power couple, but have come up in the world a little more. They might be a couple who now owns a home instead of renting. And now thinks their shit doesn't stink. They try an act like celebrities, & may expect you to refer to them as Jomie, instead of Joe & Jamie. They're the type of couple that'll let their dog chew your shoes up, then say oops, it is what it is.

Although the Jamie's are more pure evil, it's the Joe's you really have to worry about. Because the Joe's will wait til you're on your deathbed in the hospital, & instead of comforting you, they'll say something like, you shouldn't of ate that skittle from that strippers ass. Sometimes a Joe will refer to himself as a King, but really everyone knows him as just a plain ass Average Joe.
"I went to a Joe and Jamie reboot house party one time, & instantly was forced into working for them."

"Went to a movie with a Joe & Jamie reboot once. I will never make that mistake again. The Joe kept shitting his pants all night, & the Jamie kept rating the farts."

"If you ever meet a Joe and Jamie reboot, just run..."

Me: Ahh man, your dog chewed up my shoes!!
Joe: Haha, sucks to be you!!
Jamie: Oops, It is what it is
by Krewtonic August 6, 2020
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Universal Orlando Resort

(soon to be) Home of 4 parks; Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Volcano Bay, and Epic Universe. Known for their innovative rides, great treatment of staff, and overuse of screens.
Universal Orlando Resort opens Epic Universe... Sometime in the future.
by MrWonka November 7, 2020
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Updated Autopsy Report

When an Autopsy Report has been updated,
This was poked fun at in Ace Attorney,
Please tell me (Defence name) when did you obtain that autopsy report?
Uhhh a day before the tria-
TOO BAD HERES AN UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
-Miles Edgeworth
by A fucking loli June 10, 2022
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