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raptor chicken

The Raptor Chicken, while appearing to be disfigured, moves forward with a continuous stream of unintelligible noises that are reminiscent of a mix between a dying bird and a lost yak. It is my pleasure to indicate my approval of this fascinating creature.
"AAAAHHHEEEEEERHHHQQQEHHHHH EHHHHAAAHHHHHHEEEHAHHH!!" screamed The Raptor Chicken.
by POPPERS CHOOBERS May 25, 2023
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Muddy Raptor

When you deficate on a mans penis, then ride his penis
Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"
by ADHDperson June 11, 2023
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raptor cock

A generalization of a 15 ft long shlong at a young age but when they become adults that shlong wraps around the world causing women to crave dick so much they get impregnated jus by looking at it
“Hey raptor cock”
“Hey sorry for making your mom and sister pregnant
“ all good man I jus wish I was a raptor like you”
by Bootyhole tickler911 October 23, 2023
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Claptor Raptor

Someone with the clap who intentionally tries to pass it to someone else
Don't fuck Johnny, he's a total Claptor Raptor
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Raptor titties

A word you would use to trigger a sense of rage from women online usually annoying to the mass and hilarious to a small group of 1 or 2 dumb-asses could imply a flat-chest or bizarre breasts
person 1: "wow that female sure does have raptor titties"

person 2: "NO SHE DOESN'T SHUT UP"
by lixy-boo March 23, 2018
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Raptor

Holy shit, it’s a RAPTOR...
by Narbba May 19, 2018
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she-raptor

Narcissistic female that dwells comfortably in a wide house full of amenities and still wants to murmur and brawl. Constantly plays herself and others around her as “the snake” “the porcupine” or the “no-drama lama”. Creates a Bermuda Triangle of hype and accusations vilifying peers glorifying herself as a goddes. Those who fall into the triangle have little chance of survival. Uses shame and fear based manipulation. Feeds off others ego and reaction. Only way to defeat one is with kindness. They hunt solo. Logic and reason aggravates this creature. Synonyms are jezebel, Medusa, narca, vicious, clever girl and veloci-bitch.
Linda went strait she-raptor after you told her she was wrong for calling your mom a leach.
by TameRascal SikhVONO August 18, 2022
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