Kimi Raikonnen

An F1 driver who gives absolutely 0 f*%ks about anything, making him much more interesting than any race FIA conducts.

Kimi Raikonnen knows what he's doing, just leave him alone.

by Krustykrab inc January 18, 2022

Snafu's Razor

Snafu's Razor: It only happens all at once.

This principle expresses what happens when life simultaneously conspires against an individual, throwing more stuff against his/her world than can stick. It is the opposite of the ideal, "Whenever God closes a door, he opens a window."

Nebbish was reassigned at work, his wife left him, his house was repossessed, and both of his parents needed heart valve replacements. He stated that it was simply Snafu's Razor at work.

by jaharvey99 September 6, 2013

Occasm’s Razor

Occasm's razor, one of BDSM's newest toys - the simplest way to orgasm through the pure euphoria of witnessing intellectual and critical thinking.

“I now only cum through the use of Occasm’s Razor”

by SangSimplo June 19, 2018

buccini's razor

If something fun disappears unexpectedly, the cause is litigation (real or imagined).

Person 1: I can't believe Nintendo took down that really cool Metroid fan game!
Person 2: You know, the buccini's razor and all that. The game was infringing their copyright.

by PenguinRevolver September 17, 2020

Putin’s Razor

Principle established during the Trump Adminstration, this theory states that one should not make unnecessary logical assumptions and that the answer to a problems is often the Russians. The application of its principles are commonly used in modern politics to incite fear in the people towards a targeted opponent.

“Why is there not toilet paper?”
“The Russians!”

“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”

“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)

by TSDG619 November 14, 2020

razorback

1. a thin bodied long legged feral hog chiefly of the southeastern U.S.

2. mascot of the University of Arkansas.

Jeb trapped a razorback near his farm.

I went to Fayettenam and watched the Razorbacks play Auburn.

by kevin4cardinals January 4, 2005

raizen

1. the father of yusuke urameshi
2. an evil flesh eating demon

damn , your dad is a raizen

by dodohameha June 24, 2004