queer eye for the straight guy

Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?

by bandanasarerad December 17, 2006

queer pressure

Queer pressure is the act of doing something because nobody else is doing it. Primarily affects "rebels" such as Goths and punks.

PERSON1: Have you seen what Person A is wearing?! Its so ugly!
PERSON2: Person A is so affected by queer pressure

by mysharona June 27, 2006

Queer as Tits

the act of being so awkward you're gay.

GF: Hey babe can i have a quick massage?
BF: No.
GF: You're queer as tits.

by Roman&Spasdiii May 2, 2012

queer tears

A sarcastic term for the identity crisis a straight-identified person has after hooking up with a queer person.

"Yeah she's hot, but I'm not going to hook up with her because I don't wanna deal with her queer tears after."

by assah April 18, 2009

Queer juice

That Crank that used to make those m************ act funny and think it's cool to suck a dick

Hey that guy looks like you smoke too much queer juice

by Natural Harvest June 21, 2018

Queer Spear

The act of ramming a queer in the chest with your head, preferably with a helmet. Simply called the Queer Spear.

Hey! Look of there! Lets get Dave D and Queer Spear him!

by jaybrodog August 6, 2009

Queer jenga

When two males play a gay "version" of jenga using jalepenos.

A player an also be refered to as a burner buddy.

2 player game where each player takes turns shving jalepenos in each others assholes. First person to break a jalepeno in there ass is the loser.

by Mike Swift November 11, 2004