qwertty

YOU SPELT QWERTY WRONG HAHA

Qwertty is spelt like qwerty you maggot

by dkjbngkjsnbnkm man May 27, 2022

QWERTY

1. the type of keyboard you are using
2. what windows update manisfests itself with
3. the one thing that does not have the <i>any</i> key

1. i am using a QWERTY keyboard
2. ??
3. "please press the <i>any</i> key"
"where's da fuckin any key?!"

by Ben H November 13, 2003

Q*bert

1. a cute little ball thats orange who jumps on cubes to change their colors; an 80s arcade game
2. A stupid fool who is ignorant

Oh, you're playing Q*bert again?
Brandon was such a Q*bert, he thought we was perfect when he is not.

by Frogger April 30, 2005

Qwerty

A clever ruse, in which a male tells another person (male or female) that he has alot of quarters in his pocket, to creep them out by having them touch their penis. He then tells victim to feel all the quarters. Slowly he has the person move his hand towards the inner thigh, untill the victim suddenly understands what's happening.

James: "Hey Aidan, I have alot of quarters in my pocket. Want to feel them?"

Aidan: "Sure! This sounds like harmless enjoyment to me!"

James: "There's more to the left"

Aidan (akwardly): "What the fuck, that wasn't a quarter!"

Dayum, James just pulled some mad Qwerty on Aidan!

by Crusty Kovacevic August 21, 2006

qwert

An exclamation, said emphatically, when a person is feeling awkward.

After tripping over your own feet, one would say, "Qwert!"

awkward weird silly embarrassed

by Lehuanani Kalua'u June 29, 2010

qwerty

the slang word used to fill that gap when you are simply speechless, no matter the context of the situation, when no other word will do it justice.

friend: "go look at the comment Will's girlfriend just posted on his facebook wall"
you: okay
friend: did you see it?
you: umm yes... qwerty

or

mom: your package came in the mail today
you: QWERTY!!!

by tenerual April 7, 2010

quert

A "quert" is a short handled whip with a leather thong at the end. The thong makes a loud smack sound when it is broght down hard on some poor bitches ass cheek. Acually It sounds worse that its bite. It does not have much of a pain factor.
It is the sound that makes this whip popular with the BD/SM crowd.

Bend over and recive this querting that you so richly deserve.

by quert December 9, 2008