poobris

(n.) pride derived from the act of defecating and its result, esp. if expecting other bathroom patrons to experience its sickening effects; pride that cometh after the fall (as in plop)

Leaving the stall, and noticing Joe fast on my heels to use the same, I couldn't help but hear the poobris at the back of my mind grin with a dastardly "choke on that, fucker".

by Turd Bard August 14, 2011

Poobs

Hair on boobies

Damn girl that’s some hairy poobs.

by ThatBoiGilbert November 13, 2020

Poobs

Hair on boobies

Damn girl that’s some hairy poobs.

by ThatBoiGilbert November 13, 2020

poobutter

1.a slimy poop substance that is usually very runny, soggy or total liquid.
2.The substance R.Kelly dumps on under-age girls

God, that poobutter was so wet.

by the turd word November 17, 2005

poobah

A woman, esp. a promiscuous woman or 'ho'

That poobah wasn't worth the dog-whistle you gave her.

by Frankie S. April 29, 2005

Poobat

A very lazily awesomely immature person and only one person can fit it.
or when a flying bat like thing, is covered in poo.
It will appear as a flying turd with wings,
And researchers think that that's what it is. A flying turd with bat wings.

HOLY SNAP?! Was that a Poobat?!

This guy I know.
Hes a total poobat/ shitbat.

by vladimere September 30, 2008

Poobert

A glowing white girl with bright orange hair that continuously wins the peuter medal (last place) at the board game "sorry." Abbreviations include; Poob, Poobizzle, Poob-mista, Poobie, and The Great Poob.

"Wow Poobert that sucks, you lost again!"
"Run Poobie, run!"

by Mike Rotchburns 1000 June 10, 2008