Pwned to the max

to be pwned to the most a person can possibly be pwned. pwned being another word for owned.. with a typo.

"-Holly just pushed me over and then threw poo at my head....
-Rozie, you got pwned to the max!"

by Rozzz October 9, 2008

pwned

The word pwned means the total decimation of a person place or thing. Contrary to some sources the earliest usage of the word pwned comes from online pvp matches in the game Diablo II.

Dude, you just got pwned by that level 99 sorceress!

by your face is dead March 10, 2010

pwned

Years before warcraft existed, mid combat chat was about typing fast, before getting killed from having your hands away from the movement keys. The spelling mistake owned to pwned was common. As it sounded far funnier (Porned) it stuck.

A: HAHA, Pwned your Ass
B: Owned? or Porned?
A: Owned!!
C: Porned your Ass!! LMAO.. much funnier.

by LordEnglish November 27, 2009

pwned

1. Getting seriously owned by someone or something.
2. Losing so bad it hurts.

Yeah, they seriously pwned Jason and Ian. It was glorious.

by lizzerrslitherr August 30, 2010

pwned

past tense of "to pawn"

"I freakin pwned that crap"

by SirPsycho7 March 28, 2005

po-pwned

When you're pwned by the po-po.

John: Look, someone just got pulled over.
Jane: They got po-pwned!

by amyh July 7, 2010

pwned that n00b

when you totally own someone at a game or other event. The loser is the n00b.

I pwned that n00b Joey at Mario Kart.

by americanidol417 November 22, 2006