Pussywhitteled 

A complete Clusterfuck of an action or situation.

1: Guy 1 "Dude! That guy just walked into a door then slipped on the ice"
Guy 2 "He Pussywhitteled "

2: Coming out of the store to find that someone hit your parked car

"Someone Pussywhitteled it!"

Pussywhitteled by Nicknackss March 7, 2010

pussywhipped 

adj. Describing a heterosexual male who is socially and emotionally dominated by his life partner.

Jeff won't come to our tailgate party. He's so pussywhipped Alex Karras sent him a sympathy card!

pussywhipped by Nappy Martin November 30, 2003

Pussywhipped Speed 

The speed at which you answer a text from your girlfriend, or the speed at which you send a text to your girlfriend first thing upon waking, even before taking a leak.

(ding)
Hang on, let me answer this text.
Wow, dude, you answered that in pussywhipped speed! Must be from your girl!

Pussywhipped Speed by Rilla907 September 3, 2009

pussywhipped 

When a male loses all his dignity that he falls so far as to be ruled completely by his "girlfriend".

Friend 1:Where the fuck is Fred, he's missin out on some serious shit.
Friend 2: Dude, he's w/ his fuckin' girlfriend as usual.
Friend 3: The usual huh, he's definately pussywhipped.

pussywhipped by Dragonic, Master Storm, Fire-X April 15, 2006

pussywhippeditis 

An infectious disease that causes little fucks to be pussy whipped by their small big boobied girlfriends. Only 1 known case has ever documented.

Josh

OMFG did you hear Josh got pussywhippeditis and his balls fell off.

pussywhippeditis by Jon Stocker May 29, 2007

pussywhipped 

When a male of the species will not do anything against his significant other's wishes for fear that she will retaliate by not performing sexual favors for him.

Friend #1: "Man, that bitch has Jack pussywhipped! Know where he is?"
Friend #2: "Yeah, he's so afraid he won't get any tonight, he's home watching 'Dawson's Creek' with her instead of at the World Series with us!"
Friend #3: "Damn, what a loser."

pussywhipped by FaerieAne December 3, 2003

Pussywhipped 

To be rather overly obsessive about one's girl friend right up to the point that when she says "Jump", you say, "How High?", for fear that, should you displease her, you will not be getting any that night. Extreme cases of this can lead to some gut-wrenchingly naff behavioural patterns (i.e. kissing the handset when she phones you.)

"I'm not pussywhipped, I'm in love. And she IS a sweet little pie..." - Anon. Pussywhipped Lover

Pussywhipped by KHD February 1, 2004