Pretend Whore

A girl that is extremely unattractive and repulsive who no guys seem to like or want to "get with", and makes up stories that involve herself and others doing sexual things to make it seem like she's wanted when obvioulsy she isn't; not a real whore.

Dude, did you hear about that Pretend Whore that goes to Cambria Heights, the one with the lamb for a best friend?

by a real whore January 7, 2011

Pourettes

Disorder when one has an uncontrolable need to spill a pick up line when a (hot) girl walks by.

Also known as "Smythers syndrom"

(Randomly chatting to friends when a (hot) girl walks by) "Jesus Christ ur hot"

"Mate, u've got a serious case of pourettes"

by JK JBONE October 6, 2008

pretenductivity

Fake-but-ostensible, often attempted, productivity.

"I came here to work hard, but I'm nothing more, today, than a factory of pretenductivity."

by Emrysk August 18, 2009

Pretend Bad assery

The act of pretending to perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior by putting photos up of yourself on social networking sites with thing such as girl with large breasts and large guns and other symbols normally shown in normal badassery.

Pretend Bad assery is hillarious especially when you see an ex pointing a gun on Facebook and making gangster references as his status. In reality you know that he cries himself to sleep and certain parts are very very small!

by erincleveland October 25, 2009

pretend boo

a boo that has not yet/will never fulfill all the requirements of being a real boo. An understanding that two people are not friends, but not exactly "boo-thangs" either.

He was my pretend boo until he started talking to a girl that he knew that i knew.

My ex-pretend boo can listen to Best Thing I Never Had by Beyonce and think of me.

by thebestthingyouneverhad November 15, 2011

pretenditor

a Company or a Person that Pretends to be a Competitor

for example:
Microsoft 'Surface' is a Pretenditor to Apple's 'iPad'

by Gemingo April 28, 2014

Pretendabulous

In at least some way living a lie but making it work. Faking it while you might make it.

I got this for $2 at Dollar General, damn right it looks good. Pretendabulous. Or: I rented a Rolls Royce for the party, I was straight *pretendabulous*.

by DPatKelly May 7, 2016