puberbating

the act of going through puberty

"god that kid's voice is so high"
"its because he hasn't started puberbating yet"

by faithjillhallie April 29, 2008

flossing your pubes

An expression made when you want to say "I'm just yanking your chain" but you have poo social skills so instead you say "I'm just flossing your pubes". When you're too much of a baller-ass vagojo slayer to just say some simple shit like "I'm just busting your chops" so you say "I'm just flossing your pubes" cause you fuck bitches til they die.

When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.

Example: I told my friend I was just flossing his pubes, after pulling a prank on him after I Alaskan Piplined his hot wife.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.

by sloppyjoesonthesehoes February 20, 2017

pube chomper

One who furiously and agressivly munches and chomps on the pubes of another man or women

My friend Sandler is a dirty pube chomper.

by Poontanker Patrick October 28, 2003

Ass pubes

Hair located on the taint of a man or a woman.

She wanted anal, but I wouldn't do it because she had ass pubes.

by TheIndieFilmMaker January 23, 2010

pube loofa

the transformation of your man-bush into a soap resivoir by rubbing shampoo, soap, or body wash in it, resulting in a thick lather.

i murdered my family, then cleansed their bodies with the tiniest bit of soap by way of the pube loofa.

by Ethan Bowman January 17, 2008

playoff pubes

an alternative to the traditional playoff beard reserved for mostly female hockey fans. one such female can still retain hopes of getting laid and still show support for their favorite team.

--man pulls down woman's pants--
"wtf?! i thought you shaved?!"
woman responds: "take it easy. its just my playoff pubes"
Man: "sweeet"
--fornication insues--

by smokindude May 9, 2011

puberty

A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.

Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.

The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.

I will die of puberty...

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005