Cute puke

when hearing or reading about someones loving or happy feeling for another. When someones words about another are so cute it makes you wanna puke.

After reading my friends post about her boyfriend and how much she loved him it made me cute puke.

by Bullshitt January 25, 2017

pound and puke

After you eat and you decide to have sex afterward and then you puke

Dude I just had a pound and puke

by Jackisking143 May 16, 2016

Pre-Puke

When you eat a large amount of food, then puke a little in your mouth, then swallow it back.

"I was eating a fat bag of hot Cheetos, and then i had a Pre-Puke.

by ChingidyChang April 3, 2018

Puke Parade

When some dumbass drinks too much at the party and pukes all over your house

"Damn, that kid went on a puke parade last night, and my house is now the same color as the jungle juice."

by BigBallsBert February 4, 2010

puke nazi

-noun
1. a person fanatically dedicated to or seeking to control anything contemptible or worthless
2. a person who wants to control or manipulate another person's act of vomiting
3. a person who smells like vomit
4. a member of the Nazi party, dressed in full historical uniform, who vomits

Stay away from the puke nazi guarding the trashcan over there.

He wanted me to vomit on queue, like he's some sort of puke nazi.

Know what you smell like? Puke nazi.

by siddNullus February 14, 2009

baby puking

an involuntary form of vomitting in an upright position that involves little or no projectile traits. It typically occurs before an individual is conscious of the act.

John had a stomach virus. When he stood up after 15 hours of laying down, baby puking occured. His vomit ran down his face and dripped onto his sweater.

by giannassweetdebut November 12, 2009

puke funnel

That radio or loudspeaker at your workplace that plays Top 40, Christmas music or smooth jazz, and that you just can't. fucking. turn off.

I've been listening to Rockstar by Nickelback on the puke funnel for about 3 months now, and I'm finna kill somebody.

by zoic October 30, 2015