The latin mom that has a warm loving side and a loco side. She makes the bomb ass arroz con habichuela, and she just makes everybody feel like they are loved. But you better not screw her over, because she will bring you hell with the quickness.
by Angelo._julian September 11, 2019
Get the puerto rican mommug. Can be loosesly defined as participating in some form of intercourse with a puerto rican, mexican, dutch, or any other female.
Before beginning this said intercourse, its a very good idea for both participants to eat at least two well balanced meals containing greasy food and grains.
When things are getting all hot and heavy, the 'lady' (not likely an appropriate title in this context) she evacuates her bowels in their entirety.
While the excrement is leaving the anus in a pretzel like form, the 'gentleman' pours 12oz of rum down her spine so that it evenly coats the 'pretzel'
When this rum-coated goodie treat has passed onto the ground/someone else's chest, you can grate your favorite type of cheese on it for looks.
Done deal.
Before beginning this said intercourse, its a very good idea for both participants to eat at least two well balanced meals containing greasy food and grains.
When things are getting all hot and heavy, the 'lady' (not likely an appropriate title in this context) she evacuates her bowels in their entirety.
While the excrement is leaving the anus in a pretzel like form, the 'gentleman' pours 12oz of rum down her spine so that it evenly coats the 'pretzel'
When this rum-coated goodie treat has passed onto the ground/someone else's chest, you can grate your favorite type of cheese on it for looks.
Done deal.
What's up boi??!
hey man, i just boned this chick who shat out a Puerto Rican Pretzel with me last week... and BOY does she smell like rum and poo
hey man, i just boned this chick who shat out a Puerto Rican Pretzel with me last week... and BOY does she smell like rum and poo
by Dickerd Ray July 26, 2011
Get the Puerto Rican Pretzelmug. by Happy puerto rican April 15, 2014
Get the Puerto Rican Mayomug. An empty tub initially meant for butter that is used to hold a number of delicacies from Puerto Rico, including, but not limited to: arroz, habichuelas, arroz y habicuelas, arroz con pollo, sofrito, asopao, sancocho, and much more. Can often cause trust issues in children, due to the confusion of whether or not a butter tub will actually have butter in it. May also be found in Cuban and Dominican households.
I wasn't paying attention when I opened the Puerto Rican tupperware in my mom's fridge and now I have arroz con gandules all over my toast.
by Frrt McFrrt August 26, 2013
Get the Puerto Rican Tupperwaremug. hey some hot chick can i give you a puerto rican breakfast and she's like what is that and i said it is were a put a raw egg in your pussy and eat it out.
by james hatch May 8, 2007
Get the puerto rican breakfastmug. A suitcase made for travel, usually by fashioning a cardboard flat into a rectangular shape, using duct tape and a knotted rope for a handle.
Joe: "What's with the Puerto Rician suitcase?"
Bob: "It's all I could come up with on such short notice."
Bob: "It's all I could come up with on such short notice."
by Antenna February 15, 2008
Get the puerto rician suitcasemug. Quietly splashing yourself with soap and water from a bathroom sink secretly trying to remove some kind of B.O. from yourself without anyone noticing.
Usually done at a friend or relatives house.
Usually done at a friend or relatives house.
I went to my friend's house after working out at the gym, and I met a hot girl that I wanted to hook up with.
I realized I smelled like sweat and ass from the gym so I had to go to the bathroom to take a Puerto Rican Shower to clean myself up, I hope no one heard me splashing around in there.
I realized I smelled like sweat and ass from the gym so I had to go to the bathroom to take a Puerto Rican Shower to clean myself up, I hope no one heard me splashing around in there.
by z10370 November 8, 2009
Get the Puerto Rican Showermug.