protein shake

when you take milk from a pregnant girl and mix it with your own semen and make her drink it

"I gave that bitch a protein shake last night!"

by Bodog February 22, 2008

turkey baster full of protien shake

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.

"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake

by Big E notor E us October 16, 2003

protein jeans

Denim trousers exhibiting residue of ejaculate.

Don't sit under the blacklight, man! Your protein jeans are showing!

by rgthwebb September 25, 2009

Colon Protine Shake

When five or more guys cum into a mans ass and then he farts the cum into a glass and drinks it like a protine shake.

Joe must have been hungry after letting eight guys dump cum in his ass, because he farted all of that cum into a glass and drank it like a colon protine shake.

by lifechildbitch December 6, 2010

protzner

A family of lazy ass people that won't get off there asses and they tend to have skin ass pale as a fucking vampire they grow weird shit on their body's they all have arthritis. This family has no friends, they will refuse to clean their house, they tend to stay in a pack they all live together in a small house.

Hey the protzners haven't been out of their house in 3 months.

by Rammer69 March 30, 2017

protien stain

a white sticky substance (cum)

stefan go ask hendi wat a protein stain is

by vince May 13, 2005

protein cannon

A cannon full of protein

Look, that cannon is full of protein!

by Fetch-bitch November 3, 2004