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Single as a Pringle

Now, most think it is simply a lazy ryme, but it's much more deep than that. Being "single like a Pringle" means you don't want to be single. Everyone is ment to be together, or at least in groups, and your alone. No one loves you. Hell, who the fuck would buy a can of Pringles if it only had one Pringle? Wich means your destiny is to be thrown away and eaten by rodents or a homeless person. Your pathetic and worthless. No one will ever want you. Ever. No one would even blink if you died you discusting Pringle.
Girl 1:"lol I'm as single as a Pringle"

Girl 2:"Haha what does that even mean Pringles come in packs"

Girl 2:"I am extremely suicidal."
by Hamilton fan to the max May 10, 2020
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Dry pooing

similar to the act of dry heaving except the inability to poo
Man I had to poo so bad today but I sat there dry pooing all day!
by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006
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Pringling

one person in a group goes to take a crap. This sets off a crapping chain reaction that means that everyone else in the group have to follow, one after the other. Also known as a Mud Baton.

'once you plop, you can't stop'
"Dave went for a dump in the pub yesterday, and started off a pringling session that meant we all needed to go
by Kim Mitten December 24, 2008
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wet pringle

The girl lays on her back with her legs in the air. You pour salsa on her muff, scoop it up with your dick, and shove it in her mouth.
"Dude I would totally have a Wet Pringle with her!"

"Yes she's so hot!"
by arandombanana7 September 20, 2016
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Pringles

"That shirt is so pringles"
by SAYproductions October 18, 2008
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Single Pringle

by Larry Thats My Suitcase August 9, 2016
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Single Pringle

Being single when all ur friends have a male/female love interest. And sitting there with your friends when there with there love interest, and basically being a third-wheel. And loving pringles.
My Friend - *has bf*
Me- *being a single pringle*
by bish12345 November 2, 2019
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