When someone is such a complete stupid waste of space and oxygen that while trying to help you they, through complete incompetence, royally screw you over.
A: Hey, Evan, can I have a ride to look at a car?
E: Anything for you Andrea.
N: You guys aren't going to look at a car at night are you?
E: Yes we are, and this is totally not a bad idea.
N: I want no part of this.
E: Dude, this car is totally a good buy, and has not been flooded, or had the odometer rolled back, or anything else weird going on with it. We should not look at the carfax or have a mechanic look at it first and should buy it right now. I am good at reading people, and we should buy this right now, with no possible recourse, and without looking at it in sunlight.
A: Um, ok Evan if you say so.
J: Wow, so she bought the car? Holy crap that was totally a Double Jew Prius Screw! Man I hate that guy Evan! What a dirty little fucker!
E: Anything for you Andrea.
N: You guys aren't going to look at a car at night are you?
E: Yes we are, and this is totally not a bad idea.
N: I want no part of this.
E: Dude, this car is totally a good buy, and has not been flooded, or had the odometer rolled back, or anything else weird going on with it. We should not look at the carfax or have a mechanic look at it first and should buy it right now. I am good at reading people, and we should buy this right now, with no possible recourse, and without looking at it in sunlight.
A: Um, ok Evan if you say so.
J: Wow, so she bought the car? Holy crap that was totally a Double Jew Prius Screw! Man I hate that guy Evan! What a dirty little fucker!
by ppoo383 December 19, 2012
Get the Double Jew Prius Screw mug.The most badass car in all of car history. Only used by the coolest, most awesome people. Prius owners often dress in attire such as leather jackets in order to display their coolness. Often used by superheroes and super villains, because of the natural Prius ability to appear invisible to the law, and despised by the general public who are unaware of Prius driver's true inner awesomeness.
Batman raced by, in his Prius, undetected by the civilians surrounding him.
The bank robber ran quickly to his Prius, and climbed inside, gasping for air. He did not attempt to drive away. He knew he did not need to, despite numerous police cars arriving on scene. He was in a Prius. He was invisible to the law. The bank robber smiled to himself and watched as the policemen fumbled around, trying to find the now-invisible culprit.
Adia was driving 105 on a 25mph road. Five police cars were in her general vicinity. However, none of them pulled her over. Because Adia was driving a Prius.
The bank robber ran quickly to his Prius, and climbed inside, gasping for air. He did not attempt to drive away. He knew he did not need to, despite numerous police cars arriving on scene. He was in a Prius. He was invisible to the law. The bank robber smiled to himself and watched as the policemen fumbled around, trying to find the now-invisible culprit.
Adia was driving 105 on a 25mph road. Five police cars were in her general vicinity. However, none of them pulled her over. Because Adia was driving a Prius.
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