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preadolescent predator

a boy who belives in getting girls while they are "ripe" (15 and younger). he goes to parties and gets preadolescents drunk so he can "get to know them better" his mottos include "no need to break out the mower if the grass hasnt started growing" and "no grass on the lawn? go around back and play in the mud" and "its much better to spread the seed where the seeds havnt sprouted yet"
the guy at the party who looks like either your weird uncle or an undercover cop, who buys the alchohol leagaly but only lets the girls drink it and calls you a "cock block" if you ask for a shot. most likely carrys around ghb and year old condoms hoping to "get lucky"
by mike easy money August 20, 2005
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preasent

To be pleasantly present. Or to be present pleasantly.
On the warm summer day near the beach everyone around was preasent and cool with each other.
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to prematurely cream yourself, usually in ones pants.
Lucy: Babe, let's go out and do something, I'm bored!

Jack: Sorry cupcake, I'm pretty tired. You go out and have fun I'll stay in tonight.

Little did Lucy know her beloved Jack had preamed his pants while the lovebirds were watching an episode of Blue Heelers and would have to explain his moist pants if forced to stand up and remove the pillow from his lap.
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Preamble

The music played at a venue before and during a band's set up.
1. I really like the preamble this place has selected.

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n. The rituals and rites, the gathering of things and the tying of shoes, that immediately preceed a walk.
I'm almost ready to go on a walk with you, but I'm going through my preamble and I can't find my shoes or my keys.
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