Sneaky Possum

One who is very clever or stealthy. Usually can get away with any misdeed they do.

Usually a sneaky possum is also a ninja.

Bob: DUDE! John stole the last brownie as the baker watched ,and I got blamed!

Jim: He's a sneaky possum, he can get away with anything.

by Suchy April 6, 2010

sex possum

The act of pretending to sleep to avoid sex with someone unattractive/unwanted.

Ugh, I got no sleep last night. I had to sex possum for like an hour until my trick lost interest.

by Atlantis Summit April 25, 2014

Snow possum

A cool old man.

Wow he really is a snow possum he’s so cool

by K005 January 2, 2021

postema

scruffled in nature, see scruffly, also prone to large quantiities of signs appearing in yard.

jake is postema and therefore scruffly and has signs in his yard.

by wabuffet June 3, 2008

squeaky possum

When a girl is hanging upside down thinking you are about to insert your penis in her mouth you pull a 180 and then rip some serious ass right in her mouth. The hanging upside down is the possum and the fart effect is the squeakyness.

My girl friend was in for a real treat when instead of giving me head I gave her the suprising squeaky possum.

by Chew-ay November 7, 2006

possum crotch

(noun) Anyone who is middle-age or above with a wrinkly grey, prickly haired crotch.

I bet that nasty man has a possum crotch !

by Star M January 8, 2009

Possum stomp

To stomp/jump on ones head.

I possum stomped that filf cunt in the the concrete.

by Filf cunt August 28, 2007