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Rotted Pooter

The Name given to people who smell as if they do not take baths or over weight seventh grade boys named Joe.
1. Ew At Brittany.
Brittany smells like she doesn't take baths!
Brittany is like, a total Rotted Pooter.

2. -Joe steals pencil-
*Joe give me back my pencil!
-Joe licks pencil thoroughly-
by lykedefinitions123 February 19, 2010
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Poltergasm

A haunting not caused by the dead, but rather by suppressed emotions, in this case a person's sexual frustration
Ruby: The entity in this house was born specifically out of Francine's sexual frustration. I like to call it a poltergasm. Gestures with his finger
Steve: What are you doing?
Ruby: I just drew a trademark sign with my finger, child, because I've registered the word "poltergasm." Any movie scripts you write based on your experiences here, Ruby gets a slice.
by Mr poopybuthole June 13, 2017
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pooter parrot

The act of pooting on anothers shoulder leaving an odor that perches on their shoulder as if it were a parrot. Usually done to an unsuspecting co-worker while he is sitting in his desk chair.
::Marco creeps up to James' shoulder while he is sitting in his chair::
Marco: POOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
James: aww dude!!! that pooter parrot is gonna be NOO GOOD!
Marco: haha yeah, enjoy it you piratey bitch!
::Marco runs back to his chair giggling::
Pooter Parrot: squak!!
by MakoSama September 10, 2008
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Posterized

Term in Basketball when one player dunks emphactally on an opposing player or in their face.
French center Frederic Weiss became the ultimate definition of posterized in history by Vince Carter of team USA in the 2000 Sydney Olympics.
by Smitty69 February 19, 2013
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Pooter Hood

A fat girl's lowest fat roll, closest to the pooter, aka twat, pussy, ill na na, etc.
Don't be shy, lift up that pooter hood, theys some good pussy under there!
by Sistahray September 25, 2008
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The Pooter

The pooter makes the most realistic fart noises known to man. The pooter is used to get funny reactions out of people.
Hold the pooter in your hand and squeeze it as you walk by someone They will either look, become disgusted,or walk away real fast, and possibly all of the above and more!
by The World Famous Pooter January 13, 2009
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POLTER

A strategy to silence political opponents by attempting to destroy their economic prosperity. POLTER is an acronym for "Political Offense Leads To Economic Revenge".

POLTER is a strategy often used by Highly Offendable Groups (HOGS) when facts do not favor their most cherished beliefs. Historically, fear and intimidation have been just as successful, if not more, than logic and debate in silencing opponents, not to mention quicker and more expedient (for example, the ignorant are rarely swayed by logic, but fear is universal).
A former president of Harvard once suggested that genetics might be responsible for the disparity between men and women in the highest positions of math and science. It was merely a suggestion, but unfortunately one that was heretical to feminist groups. Subsequently, they decided to POLTER him, spearheading a campaign to get him fired and stigmatized by the media so that his next employment opportunity would be at least less prestigious and profitable than the current one.
by FigurinOutLife November 5, 2007
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