Posh Shit

When someone pees on the toilet seat, so you wipe it off and flush it and then put toilet paper around the toilet seat.

It is also used to not feel the coldness of a toilet seat.

I took a posh shit earlier

by IThinkImYourDad January 16, 2021

Posh tits Simon

Simon and his posh wanker tits

Look at him he looks like Posh tits Simon

by Simonnnn ma man July 13, 2017

Posh brothers

Usually 2 stuck up brothers who edge eachother every night and brag about daddy’s money. As well as potentially living in the countryside think they’re superior to everybody. Secretly have romantic feelings for eachother and are closeted.

Posh brother 1: ohh posh brothers my taint is feeling rather uncomfortable

Posh brother 2: care for a pleasurable massage?

by Poshpeopleneedtogo February 15, 2023

Posh Girl

A Posh girl is a girl from an upper-class background who is rich and well educated. Posh girls live lavish lifestyles with expensive houses, cars, clothes, phones and tech etc. They also have a good taste for clothing and opt for real designer brands like Gucci, Louis Vuitton and Chanel.

“I see a Posh girl buying a new hand bag from that Gucci store over there”

by Brendan Schroeder April 30, 2023

Posh Welsh

Engaging in the act of procreation with a sheep, but being polite enough to hold an umbrella over its head when raining.

"Is that a train over there, or a bloke having a Posh Welsh?"

by Sweetcheekz92 September 1, 2023

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

+

Posh wank

+

Asphixi wank

+

Cry and a wank

=

All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

Posh

zak

Shut the fuck up you posh bitch

by Walruss2k October 12, 2020