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beer poon

A chick whose sole purpose in life is to play beer pong at house or frat parties.

Can often be found in her native environment whoring the far end of the designated pong table drunkenly shaking her hips to some mysterious beat between shots.
THAT GIRL IS SUCH A BEER POON BRAH, WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET TO PLAY
by Ballus Maximus March 20, 2010
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gee poon

i went to the doctors last week, and he told me i had a gee poon
by geepoon August 17, 2010
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Slay The Poon

The act of a young man (usually of high school or college age) having sexual relations with a girl without intending to stay with her, usually used by one young man to one of his male peers so that he might brag about how manly he is.
Dillon: "So did you slay the poon, or what with that girl last night?"
Mike: "Nahh dude, bitch didn't want to give it out."
by dm AbsoluteZero March 2, 2008
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Poon-Laden

1. A female the uses the promise of sex to manipulate and terrorize a man.
2. The woman in a relationship who 'wears the pants' and controls her boyfriend/husband. Control is usually achieved by way of the tactic listed above.
Friend 1 - "Man, Joel's girlfriend is a controlling bitch! She threatened to withhold sex if he came out to play poker tonight."
Friend 2 - "Yeah man, she's a goddamn Poon-Laden"
by oShun May 28, 2006
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poon pond

the wet patch left on your sheets after you fuck a chick; female ejaculation on your bed sheets
"You should have seen the poon pond Jessica left on my couch last night".
by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006
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Poonani Tsunami

1. Large amounts of teenage vagina achieved within a fortnight.

2. An overwhelming amount of vaginal fluid.

(The different uses of Poonani Tsunami are to be recognized through the expression on the speakers face.)
Ex 1. I've been riding a poonani tsunami all week and I'm having a lot of fun.

Ex 2. There was a poonani tsunami and it got all in my eyes.
by Nickuhcrazy June 9, 2008
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tight poon

One who has a unusually tight vagina. Commonly constricts the male genetalia.
Ross's Sister has a tight poon.
by Poon Daddy May 19, 2006
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