hot plop

When you eat spicy food and have a painfully hot bowel movement the next day.

I ate a ghost pepper burrito and had to take a hot plop the next day! Ouch!

by Pain Killaz March 30, 2017

Hot Plop

The use of heating equipment to heat up a toilet seat before sitting on it to move your bowels.

'That ceramic seat is freezing, give me the hairdryer - I'm going to take a Hot Plop.'

by TheDevastator555 April 22, 2017

Plop and Slide

When a stingray gives birth and the fetus plops on the ground and continues to slide into life.
Or any movement resembling the above.

Regan did the plop and slide in the snow yesterday.

by ApersonWhoShallNotBeNamed March 28, 2022

Plop my dong

Playing dance dance revolution too much.

I plopped my dong, now im tired.

by Sir Jesus Christ March 23, 2005

Squeezle plop

Usually a short statures clown who has shit his pants while sitting on a Whoopi cushion and laughing hysterically. Usually accompanied by a stilt walking clown named snickers

I went to the carny show an saw squeezle plop an snickers

by Purple nurble February 09, 2022

Alpha Plop

Save men alpha plop

"poop is alpha plop"
"no, ur alpha plop u silly goose"

by YO MOMMA ANGELLANT August 16, 2021

Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz

Oh, what a relief it is! (I.e., da bowels-clearing equivalent of Alka-Seltzer.)

"Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz" refers to what hopefully happens soon after you take a laxative --- i.e., you copiously expel lumps of poop in a long series of loud splashes in da toilet-bowl, while also urinating profusely (noisy farting optional); you also supposedly feel much more relaxed and comfortable afterwards, da same as da famous antacid promises.

by QuacksO June 22, 2024