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pizza guy

A: I've been studying for 10 f***ing hours and now it's 3AM and I'm hungry as f***, dude.
B: Order a pizza.
A: That's a good idea.
---later that night---
B: Pizza guy's here.
A: ...I love that man.
by AmishVomitCake May 13, 2008
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eat pizza with scissors

To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.
It takes a real bad ass to eat pizza with scissors, a bad ass like Cobra!
by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 28, 2009
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Pizza Tree

This definition is brought to you by the 2011 US Congress ruling that pizza is indeed a vegetable.

The pizza tree, which is native to the upper Indianapolis region, yields large crops of the vegetable "pizza" during the fall season. Pizzas trees are deciduous and are known for spreading rotten tomato paste balls for reproductive purposes. Controlled pizza tree farms often grow pizzas of the pepperoni, hawaiian and plain cheese variety. In recent years, an increased interest in organic vegetable farms has caused spikes in organic pizza markets, introducing heritage blends such as mediterranean and bruschetta.
"I think that pizza trees produce the best vegetables."
"If we need 7-10 vegetables a day, one pizza tree could make an entire family healthier."
by gratt November 18, 2011
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Pizza Tower

A game where you play as an obese italian on a quest to conquer a large tower and defeat a sentient pizza to save your restaurant
by Googamer_OwO March 18, 2023
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pizza face

An offensive term telling people that they have bad acne
Girl with acne: Dorothy, you're such a slut, you ugly bitch.
Dorothy: Get Neugtrogena, pizzaface.
by Yours Truly June 24, 2004
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sexy pizza

A form of personal pleasure in which a person sits on someone's lap and feeds them pizza while fondling their nipples.
That girl over there loves to give her boyfriends sexy pizza.

Late last night I was hungry and horny so I asked the cashier at the pizza parlor to give me a sexy pizza!
by Jack Killians April 3, 2010
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Pizza Rolls

amazing little pizza motherfuckers that you can eat whenever the hell you want. even if you motherfuckingmother wont let you.
dayummmm i want me some pizza rolls.
by bobbayyy May 20, 2008
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