face pile

When you are laying flat and someone takes a giant shit on your face.

I was pissed off this morning because my one night stand face piled me.

by Partyannamal October 8, 2017

gravel pile

Another way to define cellulite.

Damn looks like she's been sitting in a gravel pile.

by Kingmidas45 July 6, 2018

Shit pile

Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.

Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”

Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”

by Buffcauliflower July 7, 2019

pile-a-gorized

Method of organizing one's home or office desk in stacks of paperwork. To the untrained eye, a pile-a-gorized desk looks like a mess. But to the pile-a-gorizer, it is easy to find anything because you know exactly where it is.

cube farmer 1: I'm looking for the Johnson file. Is it on your desk?
cube farmer 2: No, I don't have it.
cube farmer 1: How can you possibly tell? It looks like a tornado ripped through here?
cube farmer 2: I've got it all carefully pile-a-gorized.

by vuduchyld June 19, 2008

Mudd pile

Making BM. Taking a shit that is extremely soft, yet not quite diarrreah.Usually is light brown in color and who's odor resembles that of a small stagnant pond or old frog terrarium.

" after breakfast i plan on having a cigarette, a cup of coffe and making mudd"
"Please take a look at the mudd pile I just produced"
"I have extreme mudd butt right now"
"That fast food is a sure fire way for me to produce a filthy mudd pile"

by Mr_crowley11694 November 15, 2016

Heil Pile

When you fuck the gerbil out of a man's ass and he shits on the floor.

Last Tuesday, Stan the gerbil burrowed deep into Mike's asshole. Using my dick like a fishing rod, I tied gerbil pellets to my shaft and slowly fucked Mike's ass until he made a Heil Pile.

by Tugger October 20, 2021

decontamination pile

Pile of mail received that you are not opening due to excessive covid 19 fear.

No I did not receive your birthday card - it must be in the decontamination pile.

by O4 hoops guy March 29, 2020