pick and choodiasm

Picking and choosing the tenets of a religion that you would like to follow. Often choosing the convenient parts (the holidays and celebrations) and leaving the rest.

"Is Greg Jewish? He doesn't keep kosher."
"Yeah but he takes all of the holidays though."
"He must be practicing pick and choodiasm."

or

"You're eating meat? I thought Catholics abstained from meat on Fridays in Lent."
"No worries dude, I'm practicing pick and choodiasm."

by JGpe rcussion September 28, 2011

picking pineapples

Wasting time or doing time

Me: Hey wyd
You: picking pineapples

by Amberama June 6, 2017

American Pick

Verb - stealing, especially taking things that might not be noticed or missed.

Noun - Theft

X - "Where did you find that rotary phone?"

Y - "I american picked it from storage in the office basement when I was working there."

by chevybabbs March 8, 2011

picked fences

a person with big teeth. usually jagged.

"look at picked fences over there." .. Man that bitch got some big ass teeth!"

by gologo149 July 23, 2016

pick and nibble

The habit of using, unnecessarily, two hands to consume a foodstuff.

The ardent pick and nibble practioner pulls small pieces from a food that is held in one hand and and then consume them with the other.

Usage of the second hand has to be superfluous to the task to constitute a true pick and nibble

The visual effect is repulsive and resembles someone playing with his/her food.

Popular pick and nibble fare includes: Pastries, pizza, canapés & sandwiches.

Please note that holding a bag of food (nuts, chips etc) and eating from said bag does not constitute a pick and nibble

"Did you see Nigel Slater eating that cake? Why can't he just bite it instead of doing the pick and nibble?

by Porkmann January 15, 2016

dimp picking

Picking up the remains of cigarettes which have been dropped either on the floor or in a bin

"Dude that hobo is dimp picking over there"

by Leyther July 3, 2016

De-Picking

The act of somone picking their underwear from the crack of their butt.

I am de-picking the hell out of this underwear because it has been killing me all day.

by PR PWR November 17, 2006