One Phelps

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.
by aka_mrcam May 06, 2008
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Dirty Phelps

The act of putting a swimming cap on one's head and divin head first into some monster tang. Named after the part time Olympic swimmer, full time sex crazed maniac, Michael Phelps. Goggles are optional, but highly recommended.
Just remember, always heat up the pool before you Dirty Phelps.
by Peter Picklepecker February 02, 2013
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Phelping

When the police are too fast so you gotta start swimming
ex. 1 Colin got pulled and hit the digi dash, but the pig was too fast so he jumped in a lake and started phelping
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Phelping

Just like Micheal Phelps in training: The act of consuming copious amounts of calories in a day.
OMG...I feel so sick! I was Phelping at the State Fair yesterday.
by bpholein1 November 26, 2017
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Phelping

Swimming, as in attempting to do what Michael Phelps does.
Hey, man, I'm going phelping at the gym later today- wanna come?
by haha567 August 29, 2008
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Kenneth Phelps

The cult leader seen wearing a dog mask in the game Sally Face. Also known as the priest of Phelps Ministery, and the father of Travis Phelps.
"Hey, have you heard of Kenneth Phelps?"

"Yeah, he's the best cult leader around!"
by ur_broski_fnaf November 02, 2021
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Michael Phelps face

A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming
I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.
by joecoolthefool September 03, 2016
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