Tiger Petter

A person that is so stupid they would reach their hand into a Tiger's cage and attempt to pet it...and then try to sue the Zoo because the angry Tiger that was wrongfully taken from its home in Africa, bit off the Tiger Petters hand.

Little Billy cannot be that dumb, he tried to pet the pissed off tiger at the zoo...Tiger Petter for sure.

by UnderØath February 18, 2009

Petitt

When someone starts to bark at the grocery store in front of a crowd of people.

1.Well I seen megan "petitt" the other day. It was really rude.

2. If I have a hammer and you have a hammer, do we both really have hammers?

by GoodSocks September 17, 2006

Penitentiary Chances

When you've got good odds of ending up in jail or prison. When someone has a dad or a brother in prison, they've got penitentiary chances.

"Don't mess with him, he won't hesitate to mess you up. He's got penitentiary chances."

by heartofsouthcentral April 17, 2019

Petitentiary

The caged area in a pet care facility where your beloved dog or cat does time awaiting your return from vacation.

Tad dropped Fluffy off at the petitentiary on his way to the airport.

by germplasm September 22, 2025

Giggle petitely

A term that describes a way of politely and delicately laughing after a joke.

His joke was kind of funny it made me giggle petitely

by 1427252 October 15, 2023

petteded

to pet a chao when it cries

the chao is crying because i didnt petteded it

by Spiffy August 26, 2003

petiet

very small not big microscope neeeded to see

yo id u c brian seebacks penis that shit was ad petiet

by durffffffffff May 20, 2007