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Pedophile

You are a pedophile no I’m a Bongi
by Jejajajwkwjjsjjw February 19, 2019
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AeroPhile

Dashingly hansome and clever.

One who may feel with some confidence that James Bond, Indiana Jones and just about any other hero in history has been modelled in His image.

Widely known to be fertile, endowed, charming, thoughtfull and a considerate lover to those who please him.

One who has been know to crush ememies with a single stern look.

Term used to describe a person of outstanding appearance in tight fitting clothes.
I met this guy last week, I just left his house a few minutes ago, if he didnt have me screaming with pleasure we were playing chess and doing gymnastics. He wouldnt tell me his name, but he was one heck of a contender for AeroPhile.
by flyingbollockofdoom October 16, 2006
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Paedophile

A teacher that likes to take girls time and waste their breaks on talking about irrelevant things, and is also very sexually attracted to her and is usually an adult.

Take the hint sir?
Me: Omg my math teacher is such a paedophile.
Friend: No he isn't

*5 DAYS LATER*
Friend: Nevermind I agree he locked me in his room while pole dancing.
by cheaterfinders April 20, 2019
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Secret Pedophile Tag

A Game in which you literally avoid a person much younger than you to make sure no undesired romantic relationship is formed.
Secret Pedophile Tag: Its like regular tag but she doesn't know that she's it and if I get tagged I don't just become it, I become a pedophile.
by Pat! June 25, 2008
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pseudo-pedophile

a person who is into boys/girls who are over 18 but appear to be underage.
Jacob always goes for those young looking girls. I think he may be a pseudo-pedophile.
by Atredes64615 November 10, 2013
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He is like Casper the friendly ghost if you know him. But this one is a kid stalking pervert!
Johny: Oh no Casper the friendly pedophile is back.
Casper the friendly pedophile: Come here little boy, i got some candy.
by xXTakeMeOverXx May 21, 2017
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pedophile

A person who loves feet. Ped (feet) and philio (love).
This man is a pedophile. He is obsessed with feet.
by strawberry19942 September 22, 2010
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