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peeing

Term used when friends are laughing obnoxiously loud; or when something is very funny. Almost as if they are about to pee their pants, but not actually urinating.
person 1: "LOOK AT THE THOUSAND CLIPS IN THAT GIRLS HAIR."
person 2: "IM PEEING. IM PEEEEEING. IM PEEEEING."
by ckkay December 15, 2010
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poking

When someone keeps referring to your faults while you're trying to or inticing accomplish something or even when you're just doing you. Someone who tries to make your flaws or bad habits evident in attempt to embarrass or bring you down. This doesn't have to be done deliberately but typically is and usually brings the "pokey" to contemplate what the "poker" is criticizing aka poking
1) When you begin to clean your room and your mom walks by and starts poking at how you vacuum or the way you fold your clothes. like bitch please I don't see you coming in here to help. Match up my socks or keep it movin

2) When you order a fatty burger and your boyfriend orders a salad - he will most likely start poking at your eating choices and habits. DO NOT listen to that bullshit. You are a woman not a rabbit. Top of the food chain - you best order the rarest cow with extra cheese and devour that bitch like it's your last meal. FUCK THE POKERS
by Luminati February 27, 2017
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peeing in the soup

To really screw something up royally. To fuck something up totally. To make a complete shambles of some situation. In short, to screw the pooch.
Bob got caught peeing in the soup. His wife caught him fucking his secretary. She will divorce him and take every dime he ever had.
by jpeterman12 November 30, 2006
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Poking the bear

it is to express extreme annoyance and irritation by someone deliberately trying to PISS YOU OFF.
Friend: Haha u got wrecked, scrub
You: POKING THE BEAR, DONT PISS ME OFF.
by Ethxnol April 26, 2020
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Peeing

When a person, typically a female, starts obnoxiously posting comments and writing on someone's Facebook wall in an attempt to "make her territory." A girl can also "pee" in an attempt to force a guy into a relationship.
Kyle's new girlfriend has been peeing on his wal a lotl lately, she so wants other girls to know she exists.
by Alexa116 May 17, 2011
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poking

adj. Being in a state of having to poop imminently, but not necessarily urgently. In other words, when you can feel a turd trying to poke its way out your butt hole.
Hey, can we pause the game for a few minutes? I'm poking.
by MmmVomit April 16, 2014
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Poking Stick

A stick used to poke ice to see if it's strong enough to walk on.
Damnit, i fell in the lake, fucking poking stick
by Karyn & Shaun February 9, 2004
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