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Pakki

I’m not a pakki I’m indian you fucking prick.
by Dr Jesus man dude February 27, 2019
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Paki Squeal

A Paki Squeal is the noise given off by a Paki when you have it by the throat.
How to make a Paki Squeal more?

(1) Release the grip on its throat on and off to give it some air.
by Tits up August 29, 2011
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Paki-Split

Hair style that affects young South Asian men as they age, characterized by a big deep hair split in the middle of the head and is more covered in gray hair then the rest of their head. Seems to happen faster after becoming an Uncle.
Raj: Did you see Purpal tonight, wow he is really aging?
Hanji: I know, you can see his Paki-Split is really coming in nicely.
Raj: Yes it's really deep, I hope mine is as good as his when I'm his age.
by desi2010 July 20, 2010
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palking

To piss and walk at the same time.
As Fly the Warrior was walking, he pulled out his dick and started pissing. He then screamed "Guys look i'm palking!"
by baby fritz May 24, 2009
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paki driver

the term used to describe any brown skinned driver of south asian origin.

They typically drive a beige or grey Honda or Toyota sedan that is at least 15 years old. You can be 98% sure that if you encounter one of these vehicles, the driver will be a paki.

Other distinctive features include sudden and unexplained bursts of acceleration and deceleration that cause large number of accidents and a general lack of auto insurance. Fortunately paki drivers tend to avoid highways.
My car got hit by 3 paki drivers last year and none of them had insurance.
by great success April 4, 2006
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packing heat

The concept of one's penis size being large while during a flaccid state.
"I saw his bulge, he must be packing heat!"
by Bigdicklarry March 2, 2008
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pop-a-paki

-To mock/insult/kill a Paki bastard.
-To cause a Paki great embarrassment/torture/pain.
-To pay back a Paki the same way he does by beheading innocent people and blowing himself up.

This should be used in context to hate crimes against Pakis.
e.g.
"Hey Paul, did you hear there's a new Paki on the street!"

"Oh yeah? Well mate, ITS TIME TO POP-A-PAKI!!"
by Pakibasher2 March 3, 2009
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