Emily Parolin

To greet someone in public that you used to hang out with frequently, then you explain how you need to hang out.

All while having no intention to hang out or ever see them again.

{Sarah and Jane, two ex best friends run into each other at the mall}

Sarah: "Oh my god I miss you we need to totally hang out!" (Is being Emily Parolin)
Jane: "Yeah we do it's been so long, I miss you too! Does Saturday work?"
Sarah: "Yea text me Saturday!" *Ignores all texts and calls*

by zaaakkkeee December 20, 2017

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tangent parkour

The act of jumping from tangent to tangent in a conversation.

"Yeah we started talking about what to do this weekend and started doing tangent parkour, an hour later we were discussing quantum mechanics."

by DarkGod86 September 29, 2021

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Anti-parody religion

Anti-parody religion, or antiparody religion or criticism of parody religion, is the opposition to parody religion and parodies of religious beliefs. Anti-parody religion often seeks to be a reaction to parody religions to parodies of religious/spiritual/esoteric beliefs. Anti-parody religions are often common between antiatheists and anti-antitheists who attempt to make criticism of parody religions in a religious and spiritual way.

Anti-parody religion, also criticism of parody region, is one of the consequences of the rise of antiatheism that is in rise because of the rise of militant atheism nowadays.

by GreaterEspiritoSanto April 6, 2022

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Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child gets so angry that they can risk their existence to achieve their original goal. This normally results to violence, insane parkour skills, and in fear among others.

Jacob wanted to play with a piece of plastic but he couldn't so he entered Gorilla Parkour Mode.

by Akafrog May 11, 2023

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