forehead parking

Forehead parking: The act of planting ones testicles ( and scrotum ) on the forehead of a female, usually right above the individuals eyebrows.

"Yoo my new girls into some weird crazy shit.. she asked me about forehead parking on the first date! Imma park it right between them brows bro"

by Christoph joshisgayington January 16, 2017

Wallace parking

Wallace parking means parking in the far corners of a parking lot, as far away from other cars as possible. My dad taught me to Wallace park, saying we could all use the exercise anyway. Now I do it to be antisocial and I taught my kids to do it to avoid fender benders.

Sorry I’m late — I was Wallace parking and I found the ultimate spot.

by wparker October 3, 2019

Ruby Partington

Slag

Ruby Partington is speaking? That’s Slag behaviour

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 4, 2022

Ample Parking

Basically means, there are more than enough parking spots available. So it should be fairly easy to find a parking spot at any given time.

Guy 1: when I was 5, my dad took us out for dinner. He told us to order food and that he will join us after parking the car around the corner.

Now I am 18, still waiting for him to find a parking spot.

Guy 2: Ample Parking is what city needs.

by Twominutes22 April 18, 2023

turkey in the parking lot

Going outside to smoke a bowl

Let's go chase a turkey in the parking lot

by scorcharific July 30, 2016

Jim and paming

Jim and paming, is when you like someone and they like you,But you both don't want to say it because you might ruin a friendship.

Person 1: dude my friend and this girl at work was totally Jim and paming last night.

Person 2: you think they can actually be like Jim and Pam?

by Ghostrider1115 September 23, 2018

High School Parking Lot

A parking lot at a high school where there are on average 4 children conceived a year.

oh your baby is so cute where did you get him

the back of a 97 Toyota Tercel in my high school parking lot

by penisadult November 16, 2021