Elastic Parent

A parent who is adequately chill, accepts you and gives you freedom to live your own life. Trusts you, knows you make the right choices and the child-parent trust will not be betrayed. Elastic Parents stretch further with age, in fact as the child grows up the more elastic their grasp becomes.

*Two friends talking to each other*

"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."

by Shitabelle November 13, 2022

student-to-parent

those retarded elementary school messages that students were supposed to have passed onto their parents.

a student-to-parent is so lool, i.e. long out of line, they almost seem archaic

by Sexydimma January 16, 2017

apply more force male parent

means harder daddy in a high class way

man :goes at it
woman: APPLY MORE FORCE MALE PARENT

by when the October 24, 2019

your..online.parent

your..online.parent is a very funny,well known tiktokker with almost 700 follows.they use he/they pronouns and use vsp.their height is 5’3 and favorite color is red.

Person one:hey,do you know who your..online.parent is?
Person two:no,I don’t.
Person one:you should go check them out,their p cool 👍😀

by dracofm October 13, 2021

Parent

Those who pay your way, take care of you, teach you how to be an adult while getting no respect in return; someone who will care for you until the day you die even when you are immature and act as though you know everything; one who waits patiently until you grow up and realize how stupid you were as a child

Child: Im going to go on Urban Dictionary and submit a definition of parenting to show my parents how it is!
Parent: Move out, get a job, pay for your own computer and internet and show me how it is!

by OneDayYoullLearn August 23, 2012

Parendectomy

The legal act of terminating parental rights when the objecting parent has little merit to their case. A simple legal procedure severing the child-parent relationship.

That toothless crack-ho came to her trial high on meth. Her case was a total Parendectomy.

by El Sadado July 17, 2006

parent park

To reverse the car and back into a parking space. Parents usually do this because they go to many unnecessary means to be safer for kids.

Ha ha, you parent parked? That's awesome.

by Bananafish July 10, 2005