parsonsed

The act of defacating on someone's face, then giving them a swirlie.

"Did you hear that Sean got parsonsed the other day?"

by The Chris April 22, 2005

Pardogibney

"to leave a man in his hour of need"......... "to go AWOL when called upon"......."to hide under the table"
"to lose ones nerve when most needed" ....... "to leave a friend stranded in a hopeless situation" .... "to have no cojones"

"man I couldn't believe the way that he performed a pardogibney on me when the boss came in"
"you should stand up for me and not do the pardogibney"
"some mate you are! next time you pardogibney me I'm going to give you some shit"
"he was perfoming a dirty enrique with his dirty peter with some chick but when his wife came back I had to do a pardogibney on him"

by Oliver Onyx June 4, 2007

Pardinbumper

A silly sort of man that bumps into only the finest of chicks so as to say "Pardon me... by the by, what was yer name?"

Tom Creachy was alone at Vicky Lamborghini's Super Trooper party, he was only invited because he has a good deal of cash. He sees Trini Alligator (who is quite fine) and bumps his hip carefully into hers.

TC: "Oh... pardon me miss... by the by what is your name pretty thing?"

TA: "I don't want to do this you pardinbumper. Goodnight."

by Buster McGooo August 10, 2009

Parson Brown

Taking a big dump in the forest!

Camper: Oh fuck, I need to drop a Parson Brown!

Other camper: Get the fuck out of here. Do that shit at the other site.

I need to take a Parson Brown!

by D Boy89 February 18, 2022

Padonka Donk Donk

Same as that of the Padonka Donk, but larger. Rounder, wider, and full of donk

She may have a padonka donk but her ho ass momma got tha padonka donk donk

by J-dink September 22, 2003

Paronknight

This is a man that has been caught up by Paronism but refuses to live the life of Paronomics. So since it's cheaper to keep her. He lives a Knights life. He is ready to fight at any time and knows he could lose all he loves at any moment. The only thing that can create a Paronknight is having a child together. If not he would leave immediately.

I have to live the life of a Paronknight so I don't lose my kids, house, boat, and pay child support the rest of my life so she can live like a queen and not work between having my money and welfare.

by jeffrodgers007 October 5, 2016

recursive parsonym

An acronym contained within an acronym and which is the same as the original acronym.

GNU is an acronym for "GNU's Not Unix." When the derivative acronym is expanded, the original acronym is repeated indefinitely. (Computer and Information Science)

"Yeah, and then he says to me, 'Did you notice that "GNU" is a recursive parsonym?'" "Like I give a f***." "What a flake."

by dreadsocks December 17, 2007