The Genesis story is literally the story of a thing becoming it's opposite Johnathan. Even if it is describing the nature of reality (Which it isn't), the story IS that the nature of reality WAS ONE WAY... And BECAME ANOTHER WAY.... And now that former nature of reality is closed of to humanity and guarded by a flaming sword monster. So according to your book reality CAN be anothy way.
Hym "You are the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. I have no idea why Jordan is obsessed with you. It has to be some kind of faggot shit. Really. Genesis is the act of the incest cult kicking people out of society UP TO AND INCLUDING their own kids. You do what 'God' says (Which is just their own delusional interpretation of a farce) or they cast you out of paradise and leave you for dead. And it IS arbitrary, Johnathan. Because it's just the whim of whatever CHARLATAN is READING THEIR OWN MORALITY IN TO THE BOOK. Like if the charlatan is a crybaby bitch, he might do something like this and USE YOU ALL AS MEAT SHIELDS TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM HIM. And then when I start hacking into your children (because they are the first line of defense) he can deny all culpability. Hold on, let's see if Alex gets this one. I'm at the point where Jonathan says 'reality can't be any other way' even though the story says it CAN AND WAS. Let's see if Alex can get this."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
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"Basically, you make something that's rooted in a terrible circumstance and it turns out to blow up and get a lot of positive feedback. So you're in this place of 'I'm that guy, BUT I'm that guy because of something fucked up happening to me'"
Here's the definition from the man himself:
"Basically, you make something that's rooted in a terrible circumstance and it turns out to blow up and get a lot of positive feedback. So you're in this place of 'I'm that guy, BUT I'm that guy because of something fucked up happening to me'"
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I finally decided that the 14 day cruise ship was getting a little paradisical, rerouted my flight ticket and got off early on day 10 to rent a jeep and explore the inland instead.
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